They're so mean to me!!!

It waz terrible! The water was warm and the soap was soapy!
I was stuck in da tub with out any grub! (ok, so i did get some tasty snacks..)

They couldn't even git me a decent towel!
I'm pathetic, feel bad for me!

I hate being wet mom! you know it and you do dis anyways!

Dat's it, wipe me down nice and dry!

my ears too, yes, the wash cloth got my head all wet!

I'm tewwibly neeglected!
they even had da nerve to clip my nails afterwards!
Oh the injustice!